True lies about Dulc

[gae]

I don't want to say too much, so I'll let the rest of you put together the pieces.

Screwdrivers.
Lingerie
Mullet lust.

As promised, I'm not saying a WORD about you changing you shirt right there in the bar. Not one word. Nope. Not me.

[cincygreg]

So Dulc had some guy with a mullet lick a screwdriver off of her lingerie clad body in the bar [img]eek.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]

Good for her! [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]

"It's your thang, do what you wanna do..." [img]wink.gif[/img]

[gae]

I'm not saying nothin' Greg. Not a word from me about anything. Particularly not the naked chicks. Or Dulc waving the dollar bills.

Nope. Not me. My lips are sealed.

[cincygreg]

So there were naked chicks selling screrwdrivers to anyone with a dollar in lingerie with a mullet. [img]tongue.gif[/img]


Sounds kinda kinky [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]redface.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/kiss.gif[/img]

<font color="#FFFFAA" size="1">[ September 15, 2005 09:00 PM: Message edited by: cincygreg ]</font>

[Dulcinea]

Well, Gae, you must admit that she looked really HOT in those bikini panties and camisole and 7 inch heels. ANYONE would let her lick a screwdriver off them. And she so did not have a mullet. Well, not much. She WAS pretty much "party in the front". You were the one who saw her and muttered something about push-up bras.

And YOU were the one who told me my shirt was unbecoming in a biker bar. I shiver to think how you MANIPULATED me.

And I swear, we only talked about collective nouns.

[Dulcinea]

And oh yes, I should have shoved a dollar underneath one or the other strap. Wouldn't that have given Missy an eyeful now.

[img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]

[jumper69]

Bunch of teases....all of you! [img]wink.gif[/img]

[cincygreg]

So you were mudwrestlin with a lingerie clad woman while wasted on sscrewdrivers when a guy with a mullet doused you both with a bucket of cold water and then you cleaned yourselves off for him in slow motion while gae tipped the waitress by putting money in her bra?

[cincygreg]

So a dancing bear wearing cheech marins old combat tutu was doing the limbo with a bunch of lingerie clad women with money in their brastraps while dulc and gae squirted them with supersoakers full of screwdrivers while two guys with mullets held the limbo pole while humming the theme from my three sons? [img]confused.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]

<font color="#FFFFAA" size="1">[ September 16, 2005 01:07 PM: Message edited by: cincygreg ]</font>

[jumper69]

Greg...

You are SOOOO not right..